Wanna Get Abducted By Aliens?

By | January 25, 2010

If you’ve always wanted to be abducted by aliens, check out the service offered by Alien Abductions Incorporated.

The fact of the matter is that most people will probably never have the opportunity to be abducted by aliens. And even those elite few who are selected for abduction receive no assurances that they will fully remember their experience–much less a guarantee that their abduction will be everything that they hoped it would be.

So why wait? Why wonder if they’re ever going to come for you? Why even invest the time, trouble, and expense involved in an actual abduction when the highly trained and professional staff at Alien Abductions Incorporated can provide you with personalized, realistic memories of the alien abduction that you have been waiting for your entire life?


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