THINGS YOU’LL MISS IF THE WORLD ENDS SATURDAY

For those of us lucky enough to not get taken.. here are some things happening when all the wingnuts are gone…

May 21

• Rapture Day

May 21

• Ready, Set, Inflate!: The National Safe Boating Council is trying to break its first world record attempt to see how many people around the world can inflate a life jacket at once…They might get more than theybargained for if Camping’s predictions play out.

May 21

• National Memo Day
• Largest raft of canoes: Speaking of world record attempts, over in Cleveland, Ohio, they’re trying to make the largest raft out of canoes and kayaks…again a large raft may come in handy later on in the day.

May 22

• Buy a Musical Instrument Day.

May 23

• Lucky penny day: Find a penny, pick it up; all day long you’ll have good luck…If only this had been before May 21.
• National Pickle Day

May 24

• Citizen Fish at the WOW Hall.
• National Escargot Day
• Hug Your Cat Day. Who is going to hug your cat if the world ends? Nicolas Cage?

May 25

• Nerd Pride Day or Geek Pride Day
• National Tap Dance Day – in honor of the birthday of legendary tap dancer Bill “Bojangles” Robinson on May 25, 1878.
• Towel Day: Every year fans of Douglas Adams’ the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy carry a towel around with them on this day…it was referenced in the book, they’re not just mad.
• Zoopolis 500: It’s like the Indianapolis 500…just with tortoises. Every year the Indianapolis zoo gets a group of tortoises down a track in order to win a ‘fresh fruit tray.’
• “Change Every Picture on the Internet to a Cat GIF Day.” Ok, fine, I made that up, but let’s make it happen, heathens!

May 27 –

• Sunscreen Protection Day

May 27, 28, 29, 30

• Indianapolis 500 Race: The ‘greatest spectacle in racing’ may have to give way to the last spectacle on earth…But if it does go ahead the 95th Indianapolis 500 Race should be a cracker.

May 31

• National Macaroon Day.